*TOILET PAPA IN YOUR TREEEEEES!*
Those huge industrial size rolls of toilet paper may seem like a blessing from God when you are wanted to teepee someone's house in middle school, but they are actually really kind of heavy. In theory, it may seem to be a great idea just to jack a couple of rolls from your local park, however, they are so fucking hard to throw. The quality of your job is so much better if you just spring for some at the dollar store.
