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I told everyone in my second grade class I was HIV positive after watching a special about Magic Johnson. I'm currently a criminal justice major without interest because I like "extra-curriculars." I really just want to cut hair. Raised Catholic. I date a guy named Troy who's homosexual mostly for the fact his name is Troy. I put him in check on our second rendezvous by scrubbing his toilet with his toothbrush. I moonlight as a barkeep. I think you could use more poon in your films and frankly, I just want to meet you.
-Emily
-Emily
